There’s a Monster in my House.

This is “Monster”.

19274737_10154416003337331_3260655337567933966_n

She has earned her name.

I rescued her from a hoarding situation when she was 7 months old.  She is absolute proof that dogs have senses of humour.

She thinks it is hilarious to charge out the front door when someone is going in or out and “play” keep away…(she keeps away from you) in the middle of a busy road.

She caused me enormous embarrassment once when I was in such a panic that she was going to be hit that I ran to the fridge to get something to coax her back and all I could find was a whole roast chicken I was planning for supper.

images-1

I believe it remains the talk of the town that some half dressed plumpish woman was seen throwing an entire chicken at a dog in the road. (She took it out to the middle of the road to eat it. Traffic stopped because drivers couldn’t laugh their asses off and drive at the same time.)

 

Speaking of food, Monster adores it. And she thinks anything on a plate belongs to her.

 

17903709_10154225517327331_8450968808924275900_n

Don’t look away for a second while eating your lovely beef wellington with garlic mashed potatoes and green beans or else you will be left to wonder if the gourmet meal was a figment of your imagination. ( I discovered, with my bare foot, a few hours later that beans and Monsters don’t go well together!)

 

Monster could have several editions of “Dog Shaming” books published in her honour.

14222205_10153687264287331_115562216036712524_n

 

Did I mention she drives?? Well, not intentionally.

ella-driving2

Recently I was wondering why the love seat felt so lumpy. so I removed the cushion and discovered four doggy toys, ten bones, two cheese wrappers, three popsicle wrappers, a fork, a hammer, a cat food can, a piece of a photo frame, and old gum.

11905769_10152990948847331_5790909931188453466_n

Today she got into a brand new box of 60 band aids. I don’t know how she managed it, but she presented with about 25 of them all over her (which she just might need if she keeps this up!)

19961609_10154490277562331_7418887149215040226_n

Her idea of cuddling in bed is her bottom to my nose !!

12631563_10153209146122331_8356171421752982121_n

She is, without a doubt, the world’s BEST pug!!!

19366487_10154416002787331_7579282160481161960_n

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s